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Postby AuroraAxela » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:14

I literally laughed til I fell out of my chair
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Postby tsx_guy » Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:14

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Postby tsx_guy » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:14

another "gem"

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Postby kingtut » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:14

ha ha ha, a gem indeed.
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Postby geo2maz » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:14

why I'm a cat lady:
they don't give-a-fuuuuuuug!

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Postby Shadowden » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:14

I can't quite figure out why, but this made me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=mYPvAMrMzwI&feature=endscreen

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Postby erod550 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:14

Shadowden wrote:I can't quite figure out why, but this made me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=mYPvAMrMzwI&feature=endscreen


Welcome to 4 months ago. :P But yea, that vid is hilarious.

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Postby Shadowden » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:14

It's like style...some people don't catch on till the second time around...I'm a little slow.:D

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Postby tsx_guy » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:14

tut?

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Postby erod550 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:14

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Postby tsx_guy » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:14

another day with shadow and tut

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Postby tsx_guy » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:14

tut?

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Postby kingtut » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:14

^^ ha ha, that's so me.
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Postby tsx_guy » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:14

kingtut wrote:^^ ha ha, that's so me.


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Postby Operator » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:14

OK, 1st let me state, in no way do I condone violence, especially against women!. But this story had my imagination running, and I did crack up a bit.

Old,old thread from a Colbalt forum, that keeps getting bumped:

So i knocked out 4 of 6 girls today...
Just like the title says.... here's the story

I got paid today and was headed to the bank to cash in my check. When i got to the bank there was a group of 5 girls outside the bank just hanging around. I didn't think much of it. I went inside and I was the only one in there along with another girl who was just finished and walked out. As im at the bank teller, the girl comes back and waits in line. I never thought much of anything. I needed to take out 2,000. So when i asked for it i guess the girl over heard me. She left the bank in a hurry. Still i didn't think much of it. I leave the bank 2 or 3 minutes later and guess who's by my car... the same 5 girls. so i was a little hesitant to go over there, its only girls but i knew they wanted trouble...

So im still walking towards my car and all of a sudden BOOM, i get punched in the side of my face, i was like WTF? at this point i knew it was that bitch in the bank. I look up and its her, she tries going for my wallet in my back pocket but cant because i overpowered her, i throw her arms off and i ####ing LAYED it to her right in her face. She went flying to the floor like a sac of potatoes. I see her 5 friends running over towards me, im thinking to myself, oh #### what do i do. but i just unloaded. 1 girl after the other, pop...pop...pop.. pop...pop... 2 girls slowly got up and wanted more but i said they they better think twice before i i hurt them any farther... i see 4 girls just laying there. i call 911 on my cell and EMS and police were there in less then 2 minutes. as soon as i was getting off my phone 2 cruisers were already at the scene, cops put me in handcuffs for only a couple minutes when they realized i was just defending myself. a whole lot of shit happened in between the cops coming and now but im too tired to type out all the details. i got home and noticed a ####en long ### scratch on my car tho. lucky for me it was my SC1

If ur asking if i feel bad? yes i do, i never hit any girl in my life let alone 6 in less then 5 minutes. its something that i hope i never have to do again.

flame suit ready

Update: Insurance wont cover the scratch on my car unless i have a police report stating that they in fact did do this. In order to do that i have to prove to the police they one of them did this. Do i know 100% if they did it? no i don't unfortunately. Turns out they are only charging the girl who attacked me and let those other girls go. The officer who let me know said we let them off given what i did to them was enough punishment. That's total BS right there. The officer also told me that there is a slight chance that these girls might try and file a law suit... which he did say they have no chance. he was just giving me a heads up. I haven't found anything in the local newspaper yet but hopefully something turns up. i might call in to the Guardian and have them write up a story on my interesting night


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