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iani1.1 · Postby **iani1.1** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:14

^^thats just awful lol

i gots one:

BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m

Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT

I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.

P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"

speedjunkie · Postby **speedjunkie** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:14

Haha, that HAS to be a joke. But you never know...we could be seeing a rise in JO/knife fight LARPing.

chickenwafer · Postby **chickenwafer** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:14

Hahahahahah, I saw that on the Best of CL before. Utterly awesome. About as epic as the "manly bike FS" post, LMAO

speedjunkie · Postby **speedjunkie** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:14

Never saw the manly bike FS one.

erod550 · Postby **erod550** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:14

http://omaha.craigslist.org/cto/1894294461.html

selling ford truck - $1200

$1200 obo this has been a good truck for me but i have to sell it because i cant ever get to it with all of the bees around it they have been in and around it for almost 2 months now and i havent been able to get near 5 feet or else i get stung and im sick of it i still have welts from months ago stingings and i cant even get to work because i cant get to my truck so i have to sell it test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees

geo2maz · Postby **geo2maz** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:14

/\ dayum! I think they should be the ones paying someone to take the truck...
A beekeeper will usually gladly relocate a hive, i've seen them do it in my front yard when a swarm just made its home on a tree branch, they set an empty hive with honey in it right under the branch, and the bee's slowly moved into the box, then at night they drove off with it...

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:14

wow never seen anything like that before.

speedjunkie · Postby **speedjunkie** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:14

Wouldn't a pressure washer take care of that? HAHA Seriously though, how do they expect someone to buy it if they won't even go near it themselves? LOL

iani1.1 · Postby **iani1.1** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:14

are the bees extra? or do they come with the truck?

mOOsE · Postby **mOOsE** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:14

I would also advertise that it comes with free honey.

iani1.1 · Postby **iani1.1** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:14

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/1943254560.html

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:14

expired, what did it say?

Renesis Rx · Postby **Renesis Rx** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:14

speedjunkie wrote:...we could be seeing a rise in JO/knife fight LARPing.

That's awesome! Lmao

iani1.1 · Postby **iani1.1** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:14

RX-7 Chris wrote:expired, what did it say?

theres was another link but cant find it anymore.

anyways it was a fb lowrider for sale that just looked pretty ridiculous

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:14

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/LEGENDARY-426-HEMI-OWN-LEGEND-/200568728421?pt=Salvage_Parts_Cars&hash=item2eb2d3eb65

THE LEGENDARY 426 HEMI! OWN A LEGEND!

WAT ESLE REELLY NEEDS TO BE SAID?THE MOST FAMUS ENG OF ALL TYME,THE 426 HEMMI...THIS ONE IS PRETY COMPLETE BUT NEDS REBUILT.THIS IS THE EGINE THAT ALL DRAG RACERS HAVE USED OR WISH TEHY HAD!THIS ONE CURRENTLY HAS THE RARE 2BRL INTAKE THAT WAS FOR MOTERHOMES ONLY.THE NUMBRS ON THE BLOCK READ 426-75-M1447 THAT MEANS IS A 426,THE YEAR 1975 AND M IS FOR MOTORHOM,TEH LAST NUMBERS ARE CEREAL NUMBERS.A HEMY AT THIS PRICE IS A STEEL,SO DONT WATE CUZ I NO SOMEONE IS GOING TO SNAP THIS UP WRITE AWAY!

****aTTENSHEN!!! dO TO THE LARGE AMONT OF EMAILS IVE GOTTEN AND INTERST IN THIS AWSUM HEMY I KNOW REALIZE I STARTED THE PRICE TO LOW.sORY TO THOSE WHO HAD SAW IT FIRST AND WANTED IT BUT ITS JUST TO VLAUBLE AND I NEEDED TO RAISE THE PRICE WHERE I THINK IT SHOU;D BE!

Question & AnswerAnswered On
Q: is it numbers matching and how many horsepower do you think it has as it sits right now?Jan-25-11
A: well im prety sher its a no's math cuz one of teh vinns says 8 and its an 8 cylinder so i think that means its correct for itself.uummmm...as it sits its hard 2 say 4 sher but if i had to guess i wood say minimum of 500 cuz u and i both no what these things can do!

Q: I am relly interestid in the hemy egine you have up for action, but I need to no is it a 1975 for shore. I need it for my Dodge Duster that has the originel egine missing. I will gladly pay the asking price plus I will give you anuther $1033 in you can shipp it to me. Jan-25-11
A: heeeell yeh!yes thsi is an orginnal 1985 hammy i promise.i takled to some of teh guys down at oriellys and asked them wat all this will fit and they said for sher it fits any mopar from 1957 threw 1977 so it will bolt right up to your duster.if you hit the by it now ill include some new motermounts i baught for it.it makes it so teh egnine will fit in most a bodies threw c bodies

Q: you have no idea what you have for sale. First, you see that thing in the back of the engine, thats called a distributor and on a 426 that is located in the front at an angle. Second, you see that black thing in the front of the engine, thats called a generator, and dodge quit making those in the mid fifties. third, dodge never put a hemi in a motorhome. fourth, the last year of the hemi was 71, they did not make the hemi in 75. what you have is a 331/354/392 hemi from the fifties. and is not at all worth your asking price. Jan-24-11
A: HAH! shows what you know brian...IN YOUR FACE BUDDY!!

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