Funny Stuff

[RX-7 Chris]

those are great.

[tsx_guy]

misleading the public.... [img]http://coloradomazdaclub.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

[turbo99jetta]

[SpeedRacer]

haha thats pretty good Josh

[MazdaGurl]

I, the P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,


P. Niss

The Response




Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,


V. Gina

[ZoomPrincess]

OMG, that is freaking hilarious!!

[ZoomPrincess]

[tsx_guy]

those are pretty good... [img]http://coloradomazdaclub.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

[MazdaGurl]

I'm seeing a list of red X's there Trish...

[tsx_guy]

odd I can still see them. dunno

[ZoomPrincess]

I can still see them too

[turbo99jetta]

i see them just fine as well.

[RX-7 Chris]

I see X's

[tsx_guy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RX-7 Chris @ Nov 9 2007, 10:20 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=10166]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

I see X's[/b]

stop drinking so much before 9:00am [img]http://coloradomazdaclub.com/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] that's all I got no tech advice.

[AIM WO4]

Thought I'd Translate for the Rednecks.

How To Install A Redneck Home Security System
1. Git to a second-han' sto'e an' buy a pair of men's Wawk Boots size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front po'ch, along wif a copy of Gun An' Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant houn'dog dishes next t'th' boots an' magazine
4. Leave a note on yer dore thet reads

Hay Bubba, Trimenjus Jim, Duke, Slim, an' ah gone fo' mo'e ammunishun. Will be back in one hour. Don't mess wif th' pit bulls-- they attacked th' mailman this hyar mo'nin' an' messed him up real bad, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah doesn't reckon Killer took part in it, but it was hard t'tell fum all th' blood, cuss it all t' tarnation. Ennyway, ah locked all of th' houn'dog's in th' house. Better Jest wait outside until we kin git back. Shet mah mouth! Cooter


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MazdaGurl @ Sep 27 2007, 11:28 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=2035]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

How To Install A Redneck Home Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
Work Boots size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of
Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads

Hay Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit
bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part
in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better
Just wait outside until we can get back.

Cooter[/b]