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Postby SecondGenPAt » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:14

I want this. Neow!

http://jalopnik.com/5894921/meet-the-most-amazing-lotus-exige-in-the-world
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Postby geo2maz » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:14

heeeeeeeeell yah!!!
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Postby GR-8 » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:14

Can I haz?


OMG did you guys read the comments? I love this one. So epic.

[SIZE="1"]"Lo, and the Lord gave unto Profera a Lotus, and it was good.

"But Lord," said Profera, "this Exige isn't fast enough."

And the Lord gave unto Profera a turbo, which displaced the supercharger. And it was good.

"But Lord," said Profera, "this Exige still isn't fast enough."

And the Lord gave unto Profera a bigger turbo. And it was good.

"But Lord," said Profera, "this Exige still isn't fast enough."

"Jesus, Frank!", said the Lord, "what how fast do you want that thing?!"

"I don't want to wait for it to pull and I don't ever want it to stop pulling," said Profera.

And the Lord said, "Sorry, Frank, I'm out of ideas."

And Profera was woebegone.

And the Devil appeared and said unto Profera, "Psst, hey Frankie! Back in the 80's, we did some crazy shit. People were going so crazy ####ing fast that they were disintegrating. It was awesome!"

Profera said, "What do I need to do?"

The Devil showed Profera that the supercharger AND the turbocharger could live and work in concert and create transmission melting power that sent his Exige to mind-numbing speeds.

And Profera drove his creation happily with instant power that never ceased, and it was good."[/SIZE]
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Postby Mortose » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:14

I need new pants. and one of those.



actually, make it two.
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Postby tsx_guy » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:14

does it come in red? how about 4 doors?


and yes Jimmy that was great!
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Postby AuroraAxela » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:14

(slowly collects jaw from floor)
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[color="Blue"][SIZE="3"]2009 Mazdaspeed 3 GT[/SIZE][/color]

[SIZE="1"][color="Blue"][color="Blue"]POWERTRAIN: GTX3067R . Cobb AP . Cobb 3-port . Autotech internals . HTP 3" intake . cp-e FMIC . Forge v1 BPV . TWM STS . CNT Turboback
NGK 1-step colder . Bosch 3-bar . cp-e xFlex™ RMM/TMM/PMM . CorkSport recirc tube . Kosmic EGR delete
SUSPENSION: K-Sport coilovers . Whiteline RSB . custom MS6 wheels
EXTERIOR: cp-e TowPlate . DDM Tuning 5000K HID low/fog
INTERIOR: Defi boost gauge/cp-e defroster mount . NRG shift knob . CorkSport LEDs[/color][/color][/SIZE]
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Postby chickenwafer » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:14

I love Frank's Exige. I've been following the build on lotussport.org as well.

SpeedHunters just had a feature on it, IRL driver Townsend Bell even took it for a spin:

http://speedhunters.com/archive/2012/03/15/car-feature-gt-gt-canyon-carving-king.aspx

http://speedhunters.com/archive/2012/03/15/video-roll-gt-gt-townsend-bell-at-the-helm.aspx
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