What grinds your gears?
Cagers.
My Def of Cager is doing any of the following while in your cage:
texting
phone calls
makeup
eating when not on road trip
drinking anything alcoholic or with a starbucks logo
changing clothes
reading (seriously GTFOff the road)
yapping excessively to your "girlfriends" or "bros"
not using turn signals
Also a cager if:
you drive in the left-lane and you are not passing
can't merge
can't drive a manual
prevent others from getting through an intersection because you are so slow
can't figure out a 4 way stop or round-about
drive a modified turbo diesel truck that never sees a trailer or offroad
have bigger exhaust than a semi
Some of these are also ricer-compatible
My Def of Cager is doing any of the following while in your cage:
texting
phone calls
makeup
eating when not on road trip
drinking anything alcoholic or with a starbucks logo
changing clothes
reading (seriously GTFOff the road)
yapping excessively to your "girlfriends" or "bros"
not using turn signals
Also a cager if:
you drive in the left-lane and you are not passing
can't merge
can't drive a manual
prevent others from getting through an intersection because you are so slow
can't figure out a 4 way stop or round-about
drive a modified turbo diesel truck that never sees a trailer or offroad
have bigger exhaust than a semi
Some of these are also ricer-compatible

Yes!!! Especially these:
And the reason why I came here...:
Waking up to a muthafugging jackhammer in my alley, sigh.
The timing is interesting, I was dreaming I was at the top of a tall flight of stairs in brooklyn and dropped my iphone from the railing, watched it plummet like 40 feet and hit the ground, and at that same instant the hammerig woke me up.. Yay my phones ok!
mOOsE wrote:Cagers.
not using turn signals
prevent others from getting through an intersection because you are so slow
can't figure out a 4 way stop or round-about
drive a modified turbo diesel truck that never sees a trailer or offroad
have bigger exhaust than a semi
And the reason why I came here...:
Waking up to a muthafugging jackhammer in my alley, sigh.
The timing is interesting, I was dreaming I was at the top of a tall flight of stairs in brooklyn and dropped my iphone from the railing, watched it plummet like 40 feet and hit the ground, and at that same instant the hammerig woke me up.. Yay my phones ok!
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Brigdh wrote:When you go to view a used car that you spent several days researching with many emails back and forth with the seller, and you discover you forgot to ask if it had a manual transmission because it clearly has an automatic shifter.
That happened to this girl who was all about buying my geo when I was selling it.... Super interested, had me hold it till he got the money together (a whopping $1600)...
So we finally meet up and she's so happy, first thing she does is gives me the cash after walking around the car, then she opens the door to drive it off and the truth hits her.. She couldnt drive a manual so didnt buy the car and I have her her money back...
Even though on my for sale ad I listed it as manual, + interior pics showed the shifter..... Meh!
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kingtut wrote:Gross, no talent, crappy-role-model skank ho
Hey, something we can agree on.
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1990 Crystal White Miata - Beater - Bignose 1.6L Swap, Robbins Top w/Glass Window, E-Codes, Air Horns, Brembo Rotors
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2009 True Red Mazdaspeed3 GT
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erod550 wrote:Hey, something we can agree on.
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