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tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RX-7drifter @ Jul 18 2008, 09:35 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=56928]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

wow guido lol that was funny[/b]

thanks dude...i try....took me 3 months to come up with that .

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:14

haha, Andrew's huge lens. Why didn't he get a pickup?

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RX-7 Chris @ Jul 18 2008, 10:33 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=56932]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

haha, Andrew's huge lens. Why didn't he get a pickup?[/b]

cuz he can't climb in the cab w/o a step stool.. :lol:

.. sorry andrew just playing!

coloskydiver · Postby **coloskydiver** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:14

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823354

Colombia28 · Postby **Colombia28** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (6i_guy @ Jul 18 2008, 09:19 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=56926]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

Andrew (MS3) Needed the extra room for his uh huge lens which he has exposed to half of HR
already.[/b]

I almost missed this. :lol:

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Colombia28 @ Jul 19 2008, 12:39 AM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=57016]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

:D I almost missed this. [/b]

as did anyone else that reads the boards...so like two people... :lol:

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:14

A young guy from Mississippi moves to New York and goes to a big
everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.
The Manager asked, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi.
The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow.'
I'll come down after we close and see how you did.
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
'How many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says 'one'
The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day.
'How much was the sale for?'
The kid says '$121,237.65'
The boss says '$121,237.65? What the hell did you sell?'

The kid says 'First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston
Whaler.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4
Expedition.

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and
I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'

bmwzoom · Postby **bmwzoom** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:14

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MazdaGurl @ Jul 23 2008, 02:38 PM) [url=index.php?act=findpost&pid=57875]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div>

A young guy from Mississippi moves to New York and goes to a big
everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.
The Manager asked, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi.
The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow.'
I'll come down after we close and see how you did.
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
'How many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says 'one'
The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day.
'How much was the sale for?'
The kid says '$121,237.65'
The boss says '$121,237.65? What the hell did you sell?'

The kid says 'First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston
Whaler.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4
Expedition.

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and
I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'[/b]

Thank you for the laugh and smile Angie... that was great!

RX-7drifter · Postby **RX-7drifter** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:14

thats good lol

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:14

that's great.

RedRoadster · Postby **RedRoadster** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:14

I suffered through it, and so, you need to as well.

Why you are glad you didn't go to the San Diego ComicCon

Postby **RX-7 Chris** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:14

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this:

Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, “Sheriff the Wonder Dog.” I was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, “No, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:14

LMAO! Good one!

tsx_guy · Postby **tsx_guy** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:14

RX-Chris that was great.....holy cow...going to have to try that diet!

MazdaGurl · Postby **MazdaGurl** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:14

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right.

And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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